Better bitch

This is what California lied to me about.

Told me I would get a better bitch.

Problem is, I don’t wanna date their kind.

I believe in segregation.

Not for nationality but for race.

Not black and white but personality.

I don’t date telepathic women anymore.

They’re all the same to me.

They all want to cause harm onto me.

I’m better off alone, right?

Money can’t buy happiness or love, but…

It can buy a dog and that’s equal.

Once for yes and twice for no.

(Cough)